"Only Rockstars Party Like We Do"
While most of the world would give their first-born child to look half as good covered in silver paint, apparently Kim Kardashian’s upset over nude photos in W Magazine. “Oh my God, I’m more naked than I was in Playboy. I’m so mad right now. She promised I would be covered with artwork. You can see nipple. The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen,” Kim wept on her new show Kourtney & Kim Take New Yorkyesterday. Apparently Kardashian regrets the graphic pics, which she describes as “full-on” porn. Are we crazy to think that instead of crying, Kim just start rocking a layer of body paint 24/7? Seriously, those pics should be considered a masterpiece.
Of course, Kardashian’s astronaut porn star look was not her first time at the public nudity rodeo. Besides her Playboy cover, Kim has also taken it off in the sex tape withRay J that made her a star, last week’s erotic TwitPic and, of course, the hearts and minds of America’s youth. “I’m never taking my clothes off again, even if it’s for Vogue,” Kardashian sniffed, though eventually she admitted “I’m glad I did them.” We guess it comes down to what Kardashian hates more: getting naked, or not having pro-ball players want to date her and hundreds of thousands of dollars thrown at her feet. Tough call!
[Photo: W Magazine]